scenario: Kitchen – office setting.
man 1 enters and pulls a tofu sandwich out of his lunch bag. Sees friend (man 2).
man2: “Hey, man. I didn’t know you’re a vegetarian.”
man1 “Oh. This. Nah, I’m not. You see my girlfriend is a vegetarian, so she made me this.”
man2 “That’s cool of her to do that.”
man 1 “Yea. She doesn’t eat meat, like chicken, pork, or beef. She even cut out eggs and whole milk. Me. On the other hand, I like to eat anything, well, except vagina of course. Man’s gotta have his limits.”
man2 “…”
han solo looks like he's holding air boobs.
